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h8lyfegomez:

ilostmyvirginityatanatlconcert:

BARBIE WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LEAVE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING FRIDGE OPEN

Why does she have a garden hose inside? She’s obviously going to do some heavy cleaning.

Barbie you are dumb. Why is the soy sauce not in the fridge? No one likes hot soy sauce. God! When will you learn? 

Barbie, what the fuck. You’re using dishwasher liquid for the floor? You need Swiffer! SIlly, Barbie.

Barbie, you are a terrible pet owner. Your dog is on it’s period and you won’t give it tampons.

Are those pans on the wall? Silly Barbie. Pans belong in a cabinet, not the wall.

barbie, why do you have papers on that cutting board? that’s not a bulletin board, it’s a cutting board. vegetables belong on that.

 Barbie, seriously. You’re supposed to be setting a good example. Shut the damn fridge, this is getting beyond a joke.

Silly Barbie! The calculator belongs in a desk! Not on the fridge!