superviluan:

why would you keep the fish up there next to the cat?

that camera is super old-school wtf

OMG

Barbie, you’re oven is open.  That’s not good.  The heat has to stay inside the oven if you want shit to cook~

Wtf? A goldfish on top of the fridge? What a fucking whore.

And you know what?

I’m pretty sure that milk shouldn’t be near that laptop.  That’s a fucking electrical hazard.  And you got kids Barbie, tsk tsk.

Why is there cheese UNDER the table?! There are mice, Barbie!

Barbie you need to learn to clothe your babies. they can’t just run around naked all willy nilly.

Barbie get your shit together. A rolling pin does not belong on the spice rack. Jesus, some mom.

OKAY BARBIE, THIS IS SOME SICK ASS SHIT.

WHY DA FUQ IS THERE

YOU CAN’T LEAVE THE STRAWBERRY-BANANA SMOOTIE IN THE FREAKING BLENDER.

IF IT GETS WARM, IT WILL GO BAD.  Damn bitch, get your act together.

 AND WHAT THE FUCK IS SPONGEBOB’S HOUSE DOING IN THE FRUIT BOWL?!

bottles do not belong in the garbage. they belong in a recycling bin. save the earth, barbie. 

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE KITTY CAT? CATS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.

WHY IS THE BABY WIPES CONTAINER OPEN?!?! THEY WILL DRY UP LIKE UR PUSSY IF YOU DON’T SHUT IT.

Why is the fish bowl on the fridge woman? I mean really. That poor animal. Have the decentsy to put it on the table.

Don’t forget to clean the kitchen knives the kids are holding..wouldn’t want them to get tetanus